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scoobysnacked:

how do you politely ask for the wifi password

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hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

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fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

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awfullyy:

I wish I could see myself from a different point of view.

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imreallycoolandfriendly:

Why are people STILL reblogging leaked nudes you understand that you’re just spreading them even if you’re doing it to acknowledge that leaking nudes is wrong you’re literally just still spreading them

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masturbatorsanctum:

There are some things that can never be satisfied.
For everything else, there’s masturbation.
singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*
emmyandsuch:

This is the line that has gotten me through life.

drakeful:

If celebs or anyone wants to take nudes for whatever reason so be it but having them leaked is never okay especially if they were hacked and if I see anyone slut shaming any of these women please delete your account and throw hot water on yourself thank

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tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

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i was thinking something in retail

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""Women are the niggers of gender," the email said. "If you killed yourself, I wouldn’t even fuck the corpse."

I blinked at my phone, fighting simultaneous urges to hurl my phone across the room in anger and cry. Later that day, someone texted me my address — telling me they’d “See me when I least expected it.”

I haven’t been out to my car at night by myself since January 2nd.

My name is Brianna Wu. I lead a development studio that makes games. Sometimes, I write about issues in the games industry that relate to the equality of women. My reward is that I regularly have men threatening to rape and commit acts of violence against me."

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No skin thick enough: The daily harassment of women in the game industry | Polygon (via brutereason)

This breaks my heart

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